Socks Quotes

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Chapterhouse: Dune

J.K. Rowling

Chapterhouse: Dune
Books    Christmas    Deathly hallows    Desire    Family    Joke    Socks

Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this.
"Nice socks."
Although Roland doesn't look down right away, it derails him just enough for him to back off. He doesn't check to see if his socks match until he thinks Connor isn't looking. And the moment he does, Connor snickers. Small victories are bet­ter than none.


Neal Shusterman

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

Clothes    Conversation    Gender    Humor    Language    Men    Socks    Speaking    Women

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Dr    Fox    In    Seuss    Socks

When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.
So I stopped wearing socks.

Einstein    Funny    Humor    Socks    Toe

There was still plenty of water in the basement, and I felt it soaking me from the knees on down. If someone wanted to torture me until I told them a critical piece of information, all they would have to do is get my socks wet. It feels terrible.

Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.

What are you doing?"
"I'm darning a sock," he said, holding it up to show me.
"What's that lump inside?"
"A sock egg."
"A sock egg? I didn't know socks hatched from eggs."
"Only the best ones do. I can't wear the cheap kind, the ones that grow on trees. They give me blisters.

The Grimm Legacy

Polly Shulman

The Grimm Legacy
Darning    Oddities    Sewing    Silliness    Socks

I experience the same level of intense concentration watching a thrilling tennis match as I do hunched over a heaping pile of warm socks diligently searching for exact matches.



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