Smartass Quotes

Are you always a smartass?'
Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm
was throbbing, stiff, and painful.
"Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound?" she joked.
She hated the sight of blood, especially her own.
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked." He dug into his pocket and brought out
his stele. "It would have been a lot less painful.

A stupid person can make only certain, limited types of errors; the mistakes open to a clever fellow are far broader. But to the one who knows how smart he is compared to everyone else, the possibilities for true idiocy are boundless.

Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.
Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a public display of affection that’ll have you limping for a week.
Now I'm excited.

You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.
He lifted one amused brow. And your point would be?

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?
Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

You gonna put on your big-girl panties and fight with the boys, now? He looked over his shoulder as if he expected me to blush or something.
Who says I wear panties?
I was certain that he flushed red this time. Laughing, I left him shaking his head and went on inside to find the Kid. We had work to do.

Are you talking to her or me, because I just can't tell

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.
Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

...I guess I can put two and two together."
"Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

So if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work.
"What?" I frown "what are you talking abou-"
"You can't play hard to get, kid." He raises his eyebrow. "I can't even touch you. Takes 'hard to get' to a whole new level, if you know what I mean." "Oh my god," I mouth, eyes closed, shaking my head. "You are insane." He falls to his knees. "Insane for your sweet, sweet love!" "Kenji" I can't lift my eyes because I'm afraid to look around, but I'm desperate for him to stop talking. To put an entire room between us at all times. I know he's joking, but I might be the only one. "What?" he says, his voice booming around the room. "Does my love embarass you?" "Please-please get up-and lower your voice-"
"Hell no."
"Why not?" I'm pleading now.
"Because if I lower my voice, I won't be able to hear myself speak. And that," He says, "Is my faviorite part."
I can't even look at him.
"Don't deny my Juliette I'm a lonely man."
What is wrong with you?"
"You're breaking my heart." His voice is even louder now,

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black. - Owen

Smartass is a latent idiot.

Deemed a fool is better than smartass.