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Sex Quotes

Sex quote - It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe


Sex quote - Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Oscar Wilde


Sex quote - I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Woody Allen


Sex quote - Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

George Carlin


Sex quote - We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Tom Robbins


Sex quote - Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Mae West


Sex quote - We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this na
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

Marilyn Monroe


Sex quote - The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Woody Allen


Sex quote - The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin


Sex quote - sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love
sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

Gabriel García Márquez


Sex quote - In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glitt
In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.

Neil Gaiman , Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders


Sex quote - Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Hunter S. Thompson


Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.

Ayn Rand


Sex quote - No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Betty Friedan


Sex quote - Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Charles Bukowski


Sex quote - Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Woody Allen


Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.

Jess C. Scott


Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.

Paulo Coelho , Eleven Minutes


Sex quote - Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.
Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

Charlotte Brontë Brontë , Jane Eyre


Sex quote - Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

Richard P. Feynman


Sex quote - Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it s
Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.

Bolaño Roberto


Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.

Paulo Coelho


Sex quote - But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she w
But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

Gabriel García Márquez , Love in the Time of Cholera


Sex quote - You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

Jeaniene Frost , One Foot in the Grave


Sex quote - A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

Jess C. Scott


Sex quote - I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin- Born Standing Up


Sex quote - Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Groucho Marx


Sex quote - I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

Jess C. Scott


Sex quote - Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

George Bernard Shaw


Sex quote - You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundre
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Woody Allen


Sex quote - Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Barbara Bush


Sex quote - If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed
If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.

P.D. James , The Children of Men


Sex quote - Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty da
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Woody Allen


Sex quote - I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

Russell Brand


you can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can't kiss
and make it
better.

Daphne Gottlieb , Why Things Burn


Sex quote - He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was
He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

Jeaniene Frost , Destined for an Early Grave


Sex quote - V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I t
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.

Jess C. Scott


Sex quote - Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

George Bernard Shaw


Sex quote - And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.
And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Kurt Vonnegut , Mother Night


So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused.

Hermann Hesse , Siddhartha


Sex quote - She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Dorothy Parker or Irma Rombauer


Sex quote - For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below the
For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Isabel Allende Cuentos de Eva Luna , Of Love and Shadows


Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

Lora Brody


Sex quote - Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

Bernard Branson


Sex quote - A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Joan Rivers


Sex quote - Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.
Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.

Haruki Murakami


Sex quote - My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Jess C. Scott


Sex quote - The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most
The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist.

Jennifer Salaiz


Sex quote - THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

George Carlin , Brain Droppings


Hate to sound sleazy,
but tease me,
I don't want it if it's that easy

Tupac Shakur