Sex Quotes

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Dirty    Funny    Logo    Sex

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

Power    Sex

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Humor    Life    Sex

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Love    Sex

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Humor    Sex

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

Desire    Loneliness    Love    Lust    Passion    Sex

In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.

Love    Sex

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.

No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

Feminism    Housekeeping    Orgasm    Sex    Sexuality    Women

Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait.

Desire    Funny    Honesty    Humor    Humour    Love    Lust    Passion    Relationships    Romance    Sex    Truth    Wisdom    Young    Young adult    Young adults    Youth

Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.

Eleven Minutes

Paulo Coelho

Eleven Minutes
Love    Sex

Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.

Jane Eyre

Charlotte Brontë Brontë

Jane Eyre

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.

Death    Fear    Hope    Peace    Reading    Sex

Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim.

But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.

Love in the Time of Cholera

Gabriel García Márquez

Love in the Time of Cholera
Sex    Women

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Humor    Sex    Vampire

A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement

Beauty    Body    Body image    Culture    Dance    Dancer    Desire    Fashion    Fitness    Food    Food for thought    Friendship    Funny    Girl    Health    Healthy    Hip hop    Honesty    Humor    Humour    Imagination    Individuality    Life    Love    Lust for life    Music    Novel    Passion    Reality    Relationships    Self    Sex    Truth    Wisdom    Young    Young adult    Young adult fiction    Young adult literature    Young adult novels    Young adults    Youth

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Marriage    Romance    Sex

I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

Body    Cool    Desire    Erotic    Erotica    Funny    Girl    Honesty    Humor    Humour    Incest    Love    Lust    Passion    Relationships    Romance    Sex    Sexuality    Sister    Taboo    Truth    Wisdom

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

Hedonism    Humor    Sex

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Fellatio    Lies    Lying    Oral sex    Sex    Sexuality

If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Funny    Love    Sex

I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

you can take this mouth
this wound you want
but you can't kiss
and make it

Why Things Burn

Daphne Gottlieb

Why Things Burn

He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

Bones    Cat    Humor    Sex

V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love.

Body    Books    Cool    Culture    Desire    Emotion    Friendship    Funny    Girl    Honesty    Humor    Humour    Imagination    Individuality    Life    Love    Music    Novel    Passion    Reality    Relationships    Romance    Self    Sex    Technology    Truth    Wisdom    Young    Youth

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you.

Mother Night

Kurt Vonnegut

Mother Night
Humor    Love    Morality    Sex

So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused.


Hermann Hesse

Love    Making love    Pleasure    Respect    Sensuality    Sex    Touch

She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.

Innuendo    Naughty    Sex

For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Of Love and Shadows

Isabel Allende Cuentos de Eva Luna

Of Love and Shadows
Love    Sex    Women

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.

Chocolate    Food    Humor    Sex

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Mistake    Sex    Tramp    Woman

Sometimes I get real lonely sleeping with you.

My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism.

Body    Books    Cool    Culture    Desire    Emotion    Friendship    Funny    Girl    Honesty    Humor    Humour    Imagination    Individuality    Life    Love    Music    Novel    Passion    Reality    Relationships    Romance    Self    Sex    Technology    Truth    Wisdom    Young    Youth

The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist.

Connection    Eyes    Love    Passion    Sex

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

Brain Droppings

George Carlin

Brain Droppings
Fellatio    Humor    Sex

Hate to sound sleazy,
but tease me,
I don't want it if it's that easy

Chase    Pursuit    Sex    Tease    Women


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