“ Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ”
“ We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift. ”
“ The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ”
“ Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else. ”
“ Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. ”
“ Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them. ”
“ Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it. ”
“ Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace. ”
“ Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is never the principal aim. ”
“ I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ”
“ Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. ”
“ Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ”
“ You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ”
“ Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. ”
“ Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ”
“ V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love. ”
“ So she thoroughly taught him that one cannot take pleasure without giving pleasure, and that every gesture, every caress, every touch, every glance, every last bit of the body has its secret, which brings happiness to the person who knows how to wake it. She taught him that after a celebration of love the lovers should not part without admiring each other, without being conquered or having conquered, so that neither is bleak or glutted or has the bad feeling of being used or misused. ”
“ Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good. ”
“ A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. ”
“ The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist. ”