Insults Quotes


You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now.
You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank.
Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term mangina.
Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.

Full Frontal Feminism

Jessica Valenti

Full Frontal Feminism

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

You look lousy,' he said.
Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.'
'No I mean it. You don't look good.'
'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.

City of Fallen Angels

Cassandra Clare

City of Fallen Angels

You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

Breaking Dawn

Stephenie Meyer

Breaking Dawn
Alice    Edward    Insults

Remember it all, every insult, every tear. Tattoo it on the inside of your mind. In life, knowledge of poisons is essential. I've told you, nobody becomes an artist unless they have to.

Artist    Insults    Knowledge    Poison    Remember

Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about another person can later help another person to speak evil about you.

Acids    Bad    Corrosive    Destroyers    Destruction    Detractors    Enemies    Enemy    Evil    Evil words    Food for thought    Gossips    Haters    Hatred    Hurt    Insults    Israelmore ayivor    Kill    Negative    Negative attitude    Negative people    Skin    Toxic people    Trouble

Hey, look—your
girlfriend
is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?

Are you in great physical pain, or is that your thinking expression?

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.

Timequake

Kurt Vonnegut

Timequake

The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!
The only honest things I can say to you are insults.

Protect your good image from the eyes of negative viewers, who may look at your good appearance with an ugly fiendish eye, and ruin your positive qualities with their chemical infested tongues.

Appearance    Bad    Character    Destroyers    Destruction    Distractors    Enemies    Enemy    Evil    Evil words    Fiend    Food for thought    Good self image    Gossips    Haters    Hatred    Hurt    Image    Insults    Kill    Negative    Negative attitude    Negative people    Negative viewers    Protect    Protection    Ruin    Skin    Tarnish    Toxic people    Trouble    Ugly people    Viewers    Villian

She...can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.

Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain."
"Will you stop calling me that?"
She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, "Owl-head" and "Wise Girl" are kind of lame insults.

The Demigod Files

Rick Riordan

The Demigod Files

I’d heard you were dead.
"I heard you wear a red lace corset, I said matter-of-factly. But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

The Wise Man's Fear

Patrick Rothfuss

The Wise Man's Fear
Humor    Insults    Put downs    Rumors    Witty

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

Lost in a Good Book

Jasper Fforde

Lost in a Good Book

Peter to Austin:
"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

Dani alexander    Gay    Glbt    Humor    Insults    Mm    Mystery    Put downs    Shattered glass

You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?"
"He's got big feet!"
"What?"
An insulted-sounding arrroooo came from the other side of the door, a reminder that Wolves also had big ears.

Humor    Insults    Wolves

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

Mousedung!

Her hair is ridiculous," I said.
"I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.

Paper Towns

John Green

Paper Towns

You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf!

As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got son of a gorgon, power-hungry snake, and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.

Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.

Much Ado About Nothing

William Shakespeare

Much Ado About Nothing

Oh, this beast? It's...perspicacious loris. 'Perspicacious' meaning 'wise or canny'."
"Get stuffed," Bovril said, then giggled.
"And it insults people," Telsa said. "How peculiar.

Alec    Borvil    Goliath    Insults    Leviathan    Scott westerfeld    Telsa

Whatever negative things people think and say about you is enough to bring you down provided you belief that it carries a weight that can push you hard. Don't agree to accept what critics say; be prepared to silence them by doing what they think you can't do!

Agree    Belief    Believe    Carry    Critic    Criticise    Critics    Detractors    Discouragements    Enemies    Fail    Failure    Faith    Fall    Food for thought    Hard    Heavy    Insults    Israelmore ayivor    Lower    Negative    Negative people    Prepare    Push    Push hard    Silence    Weight    You can do it

You are thought here to the most senseless and fit man for the job.

Much Ado About Nothing

William Shakespeare

Much Ado About Nothing

It really is something ... that men disapprove even of our doing things that are patently good. Wouldn't it be possible for us just to banish these men from our lives, and escape their carping and jeering once and for all? Couldn't we live without them? Couldn't we earn our living and manage our affairs without help from them? Come on, let's wake up, and claim back our freedom, and the honour and dignity that they have usurped from us for so long. Do you think that if we really put our minds to it, we would be lacking the courage to defend ourselves, the strength to fend for ourselves, or the talents to earn our own living? Let's take our courage into our hands and do it, and then we can leave it up to them to mend their ways as much as they can: we shan't really care what the outcome is, just as long as we are no longer subjugated to them.

Careers    Courage    Dignity    Empowerment    Equality    Feminism    Freedom    Gender    Gifts    Honour    Independence    Insults    Livelihood    Men    Personal finances    Respect    Self determination    Social norms    Strength    Subjugation    Talents    Women    Work

They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever liked being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course is insulting to anybody.

The Hobbit

J.R.R. Tolkien

The Hobbit

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

Matilda

Raold Dahl

Matilda

Shall I show him in or tell him to go find a short and unpleasant route to hell?

He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one." His finger jabbed the glass. "That one's a bit ugly."
The American stepped towards him. "What? What did you say?"
"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure his personality makes up for his face.

Family    Humor    Humorous    Insults    Random    What the hell

They lie deadly that tell you have good faces.

No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the inflammatory environs of fools.

Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

Humour    Insults    Women

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
(on Ernest Hemingway

What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt (I told you not to hold back!), skank. Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy. I’ve even heard the term “mangina.” Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.

Full Frontal Feminism

Jessica Valenti

Full Frontal Feminism
Bullying    Degradation    Dehumanization    Feminism    Gender roles    Hate    Insults    Men    Misogyny    Women

Tell me, priest,' I ordered, 'or I'll cut you open right here, and your followers can try to pray you back together.

Siege and Storm

Leigh Bardugo

Siege and Storm

If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce.
'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.

Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At least, not if he wanted to wake up in the morning the same shape as he went to bed.

Equal Rites

Terry Pratchett

Equal Rites

In the philosophical dialect, a cynic takes an insult as a compliment since opposition is already his style.

Compliments    Cynic    Dialect    Insults    Opposition    Style

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter.

Anger    Humor    Insults    Sarcasm

I have neither curiosity, interest, pain nor pleasure, in anything, good or evil, they can say of me. I feel only a slight disgust, and a sort of wonder that they presume to write my name.

Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood.

King Lear

William Shakespeare

King Lear

Every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’."
(on Lillian Hellman)

Authors    Insults    Lies

You know well I couldn't bear to live with a low common man after you two; and it's wicked and cruel of you to insult me by pretending I could.

Pygmalion

George Bernard Shaw

Pygmalion
Insults    Love    Men

Every word she writes is a lie, including and and the."
(on Lillian Hellman)

Authors    Insults    Lies

Sometimes, very occasionally, you do your best boxing with your mouth.

The Power of One

Bryce Courtenay

The Power of One

Here again you confuse and mix everything up in your usual way.

Sidekick? Fuck you, porky.

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