Dirty Quotes

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Dirty    Funny    Logo    Sex

There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Dead    Dirty    Fast    Fight    Kick    People

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Dirty    Humor    Nature

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

The 120 Days of Sodom

Marquis de Sade

The 120 Days of Sodom
Dirty    Lust    Sex

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.

Les Miserables

Victor Hugo

It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."
- Valek to Yelena

Poison Study

Maria V. Snyder

Poison Study
Dirty    Fantasy    Fight    Humor    Valek    Yelena

He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.

Archer    Dirty    Elodie    Hex hall    Humor    Rachel hawkins    Sophie    Spell bound

So I let my shame own me, kill me, wilt me away into a thousand dead flakes, knowing if I kept it all in, she would never have to learn the dirtiness that was forever inside me--the bad, the ugly, the twisted. She could go on living her life happy, just like she deserved.

Dirty    Emotional pain    Guilt    Rape    Raped    Shame    Silence    Trauma

Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?

Last Sacrifice

Richelle Mead

Last Sacrifice
Adrian    Dirty    Funny    Hathaway    Humor    Ivashkov    Joke    Lol    Rose

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

5 second rule    Dirty    Food    Funny    Germs

She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.

Dirty    Marshmallows    Tired    Ugly

If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.

Bad    Banal    Bitch    Carnal    Carnality    Crazy quote    Desire    Dirty    Feeding    Intercourse    Itching    Legs    Make love    Making love    Michael bassey johnson    Mundane    Pleasure    Pressure    Rumpy pumpy    Rush    Sex    Sex urge    Sexy    Single    Vagina    Women    Worldly

When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.

Jesus' Son

Denis Johnson

Jesus' Son
Abortion    Denis    Dirty    Jesus    Johnson    Son    Wedding

The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.

Dirty    Humor    Metaphor    Music

I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.

I likened her to the slender PSYCHÉ and judged that the perfection of her face ennobled everything unclean around her: The dusty hems of her bunched-up skirt, the worn straps of her nightshirt; the blackened soles of her bare feet [...] All this and the pungent air! Ô this night, sweet pungent night! "HÉBÉ" may come but a season. But this girl's season would know a hot spring
and an Indian summer.

Barcelona    Bare feet    Beauty    Clean    Contrast    Dirty    Ennoble    Gitanas    Gypsy    Hebe    Hot    Indian summer    Love    Night    Nightshirt    Novel    Payne    Perfection    Psyche    Pungent    Roman    Roman payne    Saskia    Slender    Soul    Spain    Spring    The wanderess    Unclean    Voyeur    Wanderess    Young girl

What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,
Good Kate; I am a gentleman.

The Taming of the Shrew

William Shakespeare

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

Adams    Dirty    Funny    Kyle    Play

If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!

Dirty    Mars

A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.

Dirty    Humor    Like    Mean    Morning    Sense of humor

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.

All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.


Eoin Colfer

Dirty    Fall    Humor    Kids    Ocean    Pocket    Soap    Washing

Chemistry is the dirty part of physics.

I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE - currently not listed)

Clean    Cynic    Cynicism    Dirty    Noir

Good parents use the mistakes they did in the past when they were young to advice the children God gave to them to prevent them from repeating those mistakes again. However, bad parents always want to be seen as right and appear "angelic and saintly" as if they never had horrible youth days.

As I grew older, I realized that no matter how hard you keep your shoes clean – especially the mid-soles – they will always get dirty since they mostly touch the ground... and dirt. Conclusion? All shoes are destined to be dirty when worn on a regular basis. It's just like life. No matter how comfortable you want it to be, trials and obstacles will always come your way. And you have to face it.

Clean    Dirt    Dirty    Inspirational    Life

I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo

Bitch    Cheapness    Dirty    Pipe

(by the way . . . I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it . . . ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)

Dirty    Man    Old

She began to curl her hair and long for balls

Northanger Abbey

Jane Austen

Northanger Abbey
Balls    Dirty    Funny

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

Christianity is at its purest a philosophy about a person, Jesus Christ, and at its dirtiest a philosophy about requirements and law.

Apologetics    Christ    Christianity    Dirty    Grace    Jesus    Law    Legalism    Lifestyle    Morality    Person    Philosopher    Pure    Relationship    Religion    Requirement    Spiritual

It's a rotten job, but somebody's got to do it.

I would like to turn in my skin and change it for a new epidermis. It feels as if I will never be able to rinse the sadness from my soul. All the while I am cognizant of the fact that I am trying to purge myself of my feelings. I start with my shell.
I am in the water at least an hour. I immerse my head. My long, thick mane is so heavy, but I feel the lightness of my hair as it floats. I can hear my heart beating in my ears. I wonder what would happen if I died in this water. I drain the bathtub and refill it. I scrub my skin until it stings. I still don't feel clean. I close my eyes.
I switch to lying on my back. I gaze at the heavens through the skylight on the ceiling above the tub. I am thinking about Isabella. I am struck by the feeling of uncleanness that I have been immersed in that day. I would imagine that this child feels unclean always, in body and in mind. I am hoping that the sheets in her foster home are snow white and fragrant. I am hoping that she felt safe. I am worried that she is so deeply alone and frightened. I know somewhere deep inside of me that the decisions and choices I made today were sound. I am praying, with eyes glued to the stars, that I will not awaken in the night with my heart beating out of my chest; that I will not be haunted by Francis's diseased body; that I will not perseverate on ever nuance of my day - the smells, the cockroaches, the piercing torment of Isabella's unseeing eye, her father's sore-ridden penis penetrating her tiny body. Yet in many ways this is an experience I hope never to forget. The pearls. I must not forget the pearls that I have promised her.

Don't be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is not beautiful as their public life...fear beauty!

Absorbed    Arrogance    Arrogant    Attitude    Beauty    Biological    Conclusion    Decay    Deficiency    Dirty    Disease    Engrossed    Fact    Fear    Fear beauty    Flaw    Futile    Futility    Girls    Hate    Human nature    Infatuation    Intestine    Life    Loophole    Malapropism    Michael bassey johnson    Nature    Prejudice    Pride    Private life    Proud    Public    Rag    Ravish    Ravishing    Rush    Science    Truth    Unwanted    Vanity    Woman    Women    Worthless

We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?

I think he fucked me stupid"- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's

Dirty    Funny    Sexy    Silly

You may have been born on the rubbish damp. But be careful not to believe that the rubbish damp was born in you! Your environment may try to set conditions that may attempt their fingers on crippling you. But you got to stand and say "I thank you Lord that I am rising against and above my limitations

Above    Against    Attempt    Believe    Birth    Born    Careful    Conditions    Cripple    Dirty    Environment    Fingers    Food for thought    Give birth    God    Israelmore ayivor    Limitations    Refuse damp    Rise up    Rubbish    Try

I learned that I knew it (there are some things in life, you knew before you could put the words to them, for me, this was one) upon first seeing the film Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and hearing Lawrence Jamieson (Michael Caine) utter these words:
Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.

Caine    Dirty    Jaimeson    Lawrence    Michael    Rotten    Scoundrels

Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!

Dirty    Funny    Humor    Humorous

You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.

Bachelor pad    Clean    Dirty    Filth    Grime    Guns

History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.

Dirty    Gritty    History

I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when you are not around.

Beauty    Darkness    Dirty    Loneliness    Love    World


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