Cat Quotes


What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"
Simon was indignant. "I did not drink his blood. He's fine!" He poked the Chairman in the stomach. The cat yawned. "Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I can't eat pizza. I was being polite."
"That doesn't get you the right to eat my cat."
"Your cat is fine!" Simon reached to pick up the tabby, who jumped indignantly to his feet and stalked off the table. "See?"
"Whatever.

Curiosity killed the cat, Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable.
Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? People always forget the rest of the saying, she complained. ‘And satisfaction brought it back.

Trickster's Choice

Tamora Pierce (Author)

Trickster's Choice
Aly    Cat    Cats    Curiosity    Fesgao

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Cat    Cats    Stubborn    Stubborness

He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

Bones    Cat    Humor    Sex

You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I
called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Bones    Cat    Foot    Grave    Juan    Kitten    One

I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.

Cat    Cat people    Cats    Integrity    Meditation    Peace    Sereneity    Spirituality    Wisdom    Zen    Zen master

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    Humor    Red hair    Redheads

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Bones    Cat

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.

Cat's Cradle

Kurt Vonnegut

Cat's Cradle
Cat    Cat s    Cradle    Kurt    Vonnegut

Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?
In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    Funny    Grave    Halfway

Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.

I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Cat    Grave    Halfway

Ash and Puck shared a brief glance, and then Ash pushed himself off the wall to stand beside me. Lead the way, he said, nodding into the darkness. We’ll be right behind you.
For the record, Grimalkin stated as we ventured, single file, into the black, I do not think this is a good idea. But, as no one listens to the cat anymore, I will have to wait until we are completely lost to say ‘I told you so.

Cat    Grimalkin    Smug

If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this?

Cat    Crap    Dead    Death    Girl    God    Life    Meaning    Momo    Souls    Suicide    Useless    White

We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.
Is he still there?

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Cat    Grave    Halfway    Timmie

The first morning Simon had been at Amatis's house, a grinning lycanthrope had showed up on the doorstep with a live cat for him.
"Blood," he'd said, in a heavily accented voice. "For you. Fresh!"
Simon had thanked the werewolf, waited from him to leave, and let the cat go, his expression faintly green.
"We'll you're going to have to get your blood from
somewhere
," said Luke, looking amused.
"I have a pet cat," Simon replied. "There's no way.

City of Glass

Cassandra Clare

City of Glass

You’re not going to let her do this, are you? Bones snorted. Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.

Bones    Cat    Humorous

Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.
Bones to Gregor

Bones    Cat    Humor

Grimalkin yawned and licked his whiskers. 'Not dead,' he replied. 'Hardly dead. But she changed her name and appearance so many times, even the oldest fey would hardly remember her. She likes to keep a low profile, you know.' Puck frowned, knitting his bows together. 'Then how is it
you
remember her?' he demanded, sounding indignant. 'I am a cat,' purred Grimalkin.

The Iron King

Julie Kagawa

The Iron King
Cat    Long memory    Mystery    Smug

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."
Cat

Bones    Cat    Humor

I know I'm a bad bargain. But I'm begging you to have me anyway. Because I want a chance to make you as happy as you make me. I want to build a life with you."
He fought to steady his voice. "Please come to me, Cat, because there's no surviving you. You don't have to love me back. You don't have to be mine. Just let me be yours.

Cat    Devotion    Hathaways    Leo    Love

And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?"
Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality.
"God, Bones...some of that was depraved."
"I'll take that as a compliment." He closed the distance between us."I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Bones    Cat    Love    Trust

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    Funny    Timmy

...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Cat    Humor    Vampire

Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.

Bones    Cat    Humorous

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."
Mencheres to Cat

Bones    Cat    Humor

Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - Timmy
He's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners!
- Cat

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    Funny    Timmy

Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Cat    Humor

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Alice    Cat    Cheshire    Saves    Single    Soul    Universe    Wonderland

There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Cat    Grave    Halfway    To

I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize or back down from it.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Cat    Grave    Halfway

Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of Where’s a tissue when I need one?
I turned my face away from Bones after a long moment, ending our kiss, and called out,
If you’re not too busy watching
Hitman
, I hear
Dracula 2000
is a good movie.
Vicious, came Vlad’s reply, amusement clear in his tone.

How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.

Cat's Cradle

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Cat's Cradle
Cat    Cat s    Cradle    Kurt    Vonnegut

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

Bones    Cat    Humor    Night huntress    Vlad

Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.

Bones    Cat    Humor

Do you know what you’ve done? I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave me
an inquiring look. You’ve gotten on my last nerve.
The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home in
her perfectly arranged hair.

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Annette    Cat    Foot    Grave    One

He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me.
You and I need to talk, Kitten.
Now? I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet.
It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.

Bones    Cat    Foot    Grave    One

...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    Funny

Shit. I hated her already, and we hadn’t even met.

One Foot in the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

One Foot in the Grave
Cat    Foot    Grave    One

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

At Grave's End

Jeaniene Frost

At Grave's End
Cat    Humor    Ian

Are you having performance issues? I asked in surprise. Bite your tongue, Vlad said, with a snort. I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language, but from the look on his face, it seems not.

Cat    Vlad

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.'
Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.

Halfway to the Grave

Jeaniene Frost

Halfway to the Grave
Bones    Cat    English    Grave    Halfway

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

Black cat    Blind    Cat    Funny    Humor    Joke    Lie    Lies    Looking    Man    Metaphysics    Misattributed h l mencken    Philosopher    Philosophy    Religion    Search    Theologian    Theology    Untruth    Untruthful    Wishful thinking

You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat - Ch 16, pg. 174)

Bones    Cat

I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?
His chuckle was soft. Can’t say that I have, Kitten.
Yeah, well, consider me an original.
This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment.
I always have.

Bones    Cat    Humorous    Love

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

Cat    Cats    Pet    Pets

And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who never feels he must respond to the impulses he arouses.

Vénus Erotica

Anaïs Nin

Vénus Erotica

The Cat and the Moon
The cat went here and there
And the moon spun round like a top,
And the nearest kin of the moon,
The creeping cat, looked up.
Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,
For, wander and wail as he would,
The pure cold light in the sky
Troubled his animal blood.
Minnaloushe runs in the grass
Lifting his delicate feet.
Do you dance, Minnaloushe, do you dance?
When two close kindred meet,
What better than call a dance?
Maybe the moon may learn,
Tired of that courtly fashion,
A new dance turn.
Minnaloushe creeps through the grass
From moonlit place to place,
The sacred moon overhead
Has taken a new phase.
Does Minnaloushe know that his pupils
Will pass from change to change,
And that from round to crescent,
From crescent to round they range?
Minnaloushe creeps through the grass
Alone, important and wise,
And lifts to the changing moon
His changing eyes.

Cat    Minnaloushe    Moon

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Cat    Hathaways    Humor    Leo    Marriage

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