One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Quotes

If he's crazy, what does that make you?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

 57 Quotes 

 8.7 

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

57 Quotes    8.7 

A criminal pleads insanity and is admitted to a mental institution, where he rebels against the oppressive nurse and rallies up the scared patients.

  • GENRES

    Drama

  • RELEASED ON

    1975

  • LANGUAGE

    English

Quotes from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

McMurphy: Jesus, I mean, you guys do nothing but complain about how you can't stand it in this place here and you don't have the guts just to walk out? What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.

McMurphy: But I tried, didn't I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

McMurphy: Which one of you nuts has got any guts?

[last lines]

Chief Bromden: Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain.

[he suddenly sees the lobotomy scars]

Chief Bromden: Oh, no...

Chief Bromden: [embraces McMurphy and lightly begins to cry, talking through tears] I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way... You're coming with me.

Chief Bromden: [laying him down] Let's go.

McMurphy: Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.

Chief Bromden: Mmmmmm, Juicy Fruit.

McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

McMurphy: [about shock treatments] They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

Chief Bromden: My pop was real big. He did like he pleased. That's why everybody worked on him. The last time I seen my father, he was blind and diseased from drinking. And every time he put the bottle to his mouth, he didn't suck out of it, it sucked out of him until he shrunk so wrinkled and yellow even the dogs didn't know him.

McMurphy: Killed him, huh?

Chief Bromden: I'm not saying they killed him. They just worked on him. The way they're working on you.

[McMurphy is pretending to watch the World Series on TV]

McMurphy: Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die.

McMurphy: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

Harding: I'm not just talking about my wife, I'm talking about my LIFE, I can't seem to get that through to you. I'm not just talking about one person, I'm talking about everybody. I'm talking about form. I'm talking about content. I'm talking about interrelationships. I'm talking about God, the devil, Hell, Heaven. Do you understand... FINALLY?

Night Nurse: Mr. Turkle?

McMurphy: Where the fuck is he, why doesn't he answer her?

Taber: He's jerkin' off somewhere.

Orderly Turkle: Ain't no one jerkin' off nowhere muthafucker!

McMurphy: Turkle what the fuck are you doing in here? Go out and talk to her.

Orderly Turkle: I'm doin' the same fuckin' thing your doin'- hidin'!

McMurphy: I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.

Cheswick: Rules? PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!

McMurphy: I can't take it no more. I gotta get outta here.

Chief Bromden: I can't. I just can't.

McMurphy: It's easier than you think, Chief.

Chief Bromden: For you, maybe. You're a lot bigger than me.

Nurse Ratched: Aren't you ashamed?

Billy: No, I'm not.

[Applause from friends]

Nurse Ratched: You know Billy, what worries me is how your mother is going to take this.

Billy: Um, um, well, y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't have to t-t-t-tell her, Miss Ratched.

Nurse Ratched: I don't have to tell her? Your mother and I are old friends. You know that.

Billy: P-p-p-please d-d-don't tell my m-m-m-mother.

McMurphy: I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.

McMurphy: In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don't know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.

Nurse Ratched: The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

Young Psychiatrist: Have you ever heard of the old saying "a rolling stone gathers no moss?"

McMurphy: Yeah.

Young Psychiatrist: Does that mean something to you?

McMurphy: Uh... tt's the same as "don't wash your dirty underwear in public."

Young Psychiatrist: I'm not sure I understand what you mean.

McMurphy: [smiling] I'm smarter than him, ain't I?

[laughs]

McMurphy: Well, that sort of has always meant, is, uh, it's hard for something to grow on something that's moving.

[about Nurse Ratched]

McMurphy: Well I don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but she's somethin' of a cunt, ain't she Doc?

Dr. Spivey: Well, the real reason that you've been sent over here is because they wanted you to be evaluated... to determine whether or not you are mentally ill. This is the real reason. Why do you think they might think that?

McMurphy: Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and fuck too much.

McMurphy: What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.

McMurphy: Goddamn it Chief, you're about as big as a damn mountain!

Candy: [innocently] You all crazy?

Nurse Ratched: Your hand is staining my window.

McMurphy: You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a goddamn looney now, boy. You're a fisherman!

Nurse Ratched: If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.

[McMurphy turns around to see Harding smiling at him]

McMurphy: Heh, YOU'D like it, wouldn't you?

[to Nurse Ratched, regarding the pills]

McMurphy: Here, give it to me.

McMurphy: Koufax looks down! He's looking at the great Mickey Mantle now! Here comes the pitch! Mantle swings! It's a fucking home run!

[loud cheering from the patients]

McMurphy: We're just having a little party.

Orderly Turkle: Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!

Attendant Washington: Hey, McMurphy, what the hell you doin', man? He's a deaf, dumb Indian. He can't hear a fuckin' thing.

McMurphy: I ain't talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to myself. You know what I mean?

McMurphy: A little dab'll do ya.

McMurphy: Lookit the faces on ya! Lookit ya!

McMurphy: [laughing] The thieves brigade, ya ding a lings. The mental defective league, in formation.

McMurphy: [laughing] How are ya, Nurse Ratched? I'm happy to be back.

McMurphy: [pointing to naked woman on playing card] Where do you suppose she lives?

McMurphy: Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna fuckin' jerk off?

McMurphy: [to other patients regarding naked playing cards] "No, no, I'll show you some card tricks. You ain't seen the Spanish deck yet. That's 20 percent more torture!"

McMurphy: That's right, Mr. Martini. There is an Easter Bunny.

Taber: [Taber is picking on Harding as he plays Monopoly with Martini]

[pushing his back]

Taber: Come on, Harding. Play the game. Play it!

Harding: I am playing the game! Stop bothering me! I can't concentrate!

Taber: [pushing him again] Play the game, Harding. Come on!

Harding: [shouting] You keep your hands off me, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[McMurphy, getting Chief into the basketball game]

McMurphy: Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!

Psychiatrist: Dr. Sanji?

Dr. Sanji: I don't think he's overly psychotic, but, I still think he's quite sick.

Psychiatrist: You think he's dangerous?

Dr. Sanji: Absolutely so.

McMurphy: I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.

McMurphy: All we need's one vote. Just one vote. Just your one vote!

McMurphy: Just raise your hand up and your buddies can watch the baseball game.

Nurse Pilbow: Don't get upset, Mr. McMurphy.

McMurphy: I'm not getting upset, Nurse Pilbow. I just don't want anyone to slip me salt peter!

[telling McMurphy about Chief]

Billy: He-he-he can't hear you. He's a d-d-deaf and d-d-dumb Indian.

Martini: [looking in the bait bucket on the fishing boat] Little fishes.

McMurphy: That's right, Martini, and what are we gonna do with these little fishes?

Martini: [grins] Catch big fishes.

McMurphy: What are we doing in here, Chief? Huh? What's us two guys doing in this fucking place? Let's get out of here. Out.

Chief Bromden: Canada?

McMurphy: Canada. We'll be there before these sonofabitches know what hit 'em. Listen to Randall on this one.

Orderly Turkle: Oh shit, the supervisor!

McMurphy: Why don't ya shut your goddamn mouth and play some music.

Taber: Jack Dumpey's full of shit!

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