Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

By Jane Austen, Seth Grahame Smith

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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The New York Times Best Seller, with Matt Smith, Charles Dance, and Lena Headey, is now a major motion picture featuring Lily James and Sam Riley. "It's a universally recognized truth that a brain-possessing zombie needs to be in need of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombie... s, an expanded edition of Jane Austen's beloved novel featuring all-new bone-crunching zombie mayhem scenes. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon Meryton's quiet English village—and the dead are coming to life again! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie threat but the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr Darcy soon distracts her. What follows is a delightful manner-comedy with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield. Can Elizabeth overcome Satan's Spawn? And getting over the class-conscious landed gentry's social prejudices? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting bodies, Pride and Prejudice and Zombiestransforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you would really like to read about.

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  • PUBLISHED BY

    Quirk classics

  • PUBLISHED ON

    May 1, 2009

  • ISBN

    1594743347 , 9781594743344

  • FORMAT

    Paperback

  • LANGUAGE

    English

  • NO. OF PAGES

    320

Quotes from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

I know of nobody that is coming, I am sure, unless Charlotte Lucas should happen to call in- and I am sure my dinners are good enough for her, since she is an unmarried woman of seven-and-twenty, and as such should expect little more than a crust of bread washed down with a cup of loneliness.

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.

I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!

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