Master of Stupidity

By Toba Beta

Master of Stupidity

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Master of Stupidity

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Everyone aspires to be intelligent. But, how is this accomplished? Everyone wants to be treated with respect. Everyone wants to appear intelligent. Everyone enjoys watching smart people and pretending to be smart themselves. That's the start of the pathetic nonsense of pretending to live a l... ife. Among hundreds of rules of stupidity, these are the first three: The first rule of stupidity is to admit openly that you're stupid enough to learn life lessons. Second rule of stupidity: Don't believe anyone who claims to be smart and wise. Simply try to be less stupid, step by step, over time. Third rule of stupidity: Pretending to be smart will never teach you anything good or pure. Make a list of all your stupidity and ignorance, and use that as a starting point.

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Quotes from Master of Stupidity

Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?
Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.

Down   Heaven   Hell   Mindset   Point of view   Up

Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin?
Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?
Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?
Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Humor   Life   Master   Truth   Which one

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!
Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?
Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

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