Tim Burton

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.

But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets too close to her,
the pins stick further in.

Good morning starshine the earth says hello....

My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
the hideous penguin boy.

Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender.

Minister: Welcome, brother! Do you reject Satan and all his works?
Bunny Breckinridge: Sure.