Author of The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
Timothy "Tim" William Burton is a prolific American director/writer, best known for his popular movies' dark imagery and quirky nature. He is also the author and illustrator of "The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories," a poetry collection....READ MORE
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Fiction, Humor, Poetry
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Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender.
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