Timothy "Tim" William Burton is a prolific American director/writer, best known for his popular movies' dark imagery and quirky nature. He is also the author and illustrator of "The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories," a poetry collection....READ MORE
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently, What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender.