“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”
“My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.”
“I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.”
“Nice dress. Take it off.”